"I worry about the strangest things," or "random musings of a nutcase"

• While I was washing out my coffee cup at work I felt a little wedgie and worried the seat of my pants was stuffed between my bum cheeks and imagined my coworkers standing behind me in horror.  

• I debated not eating my carrots while driving because I didn’t want strangers to think I was eating cheesies. 

• I think people stare at my hair wispies that defy every hair spray I’ve ever owned.  

• I secretly wonder if people keep track of what I wear and gossip about me wearing the same outfit twice in a week.   

• Whenever I'm somewhere and there's no visible people around I always think I'm going to get attacked by zombies. 

• I have thoughts that my belly button smells.   

• When a picture of me is mirror imaged on the computer I don't think I look as good. 

• I feel like animals stare at me. Especially birds and cows. Sometimes goats.  

• When I eat Becel I think I can taste chemicals